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selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

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tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

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bewbin:

i win 

bewbin:

i win 

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captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

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destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

destinysonlychild:

davestridersbabygravy:

thelocalpaedo:

Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again

thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine 

if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy

(Source: everytimeidiabetes, via ivemanagedthemischief)

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gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top

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